Nobody Talks About Fight Club...

It all started out so innocently. Two buddies getting together in the play-pen on a warm Sunday afternoon. Not a care in the world. Two dudes just hanging out, checking the scenery and talking about the latest in baby toys.

"Hey Beni, you got Asteroids?"

No, Beni didn't have Asteroids but he did have something much better than a crappy nostalgic 80's video game...His favorite blue shovel. He began to show Heze just how special this shovel was when something out of the ordinary occurred.

"It works best if you put this end in your mouth like so..."

Heze wasn't satisfied with the demonstration and wanted a closer look, grabbing the blue shovel right out of Benicio's hands.

"Yah, whateva' Beni, let me see that thing..."

And then it was on. Now, everybody knows that BeniciosDaddy is not one to resort to violence or one to pass that kind of thinking to his son but...a man's got to protect his blue shovel. It's like the feller once said, "Messin' with a man's blue shovel is like messin' with a man's women."

"Hey Heze, what did the hand say to the face...Slap!"

Fortunately cooler heads prevailed (meaning Violet had to break-up all the fun) and a full out brawl was thwarted. The two remain friends but I'm sure there is some animosity brewing between the former allies. And I'm pretty sure Heze will never grab another man's blue shovel without asking first.

Benicio did speak about the incident, apologizing profusely for his actions, "That was not Benicio out there folks...I am usually a very gentle person. Like that one time I pooped in my pants while my Mommy and Daddy were watching TV. Any normal kid woulda' started crying for a diaper change but not me. I calmly sat there, soaking in my own feces until a commercial break. That's just the type of guy Benicio is. In this instance, however, he did take my blue shovel and everyone know's what that feller once said...Oh and one more thing: I hear Greyson's been talking a lot of trash since this incident occurred and I got only one thing to tell him. BRING IT ON!"

"Zzzzz...zzzz..."

Greyson was unavailable for comment due to a nap...his publicist did say he is willing to discuss a play-date but would not comment on any blue shovel nonsense.