Benicio's First B-Day Party...

...was off the hizzle, fo-shizzle. He strolled in about 1, maybe 2 hours late (always fashionably late, that's the way the playa's role). Checked out a few of the 5 year old honeys. He then decided to take a seat in the back so he can check out the entire scene. Foo' was rollin' hard, slappin' them bones, and then it was time to get his diaper changed...this totally ruined his game because most of the chicks at the party were already potty-trained. But it didn't stop Benicio from throwing out game. He even tipped his forty o' breast milk to his homey who hadn't yet arrived (Baby Boy/Girl Moreno, we waitin' for you son). And even though he couldn't get into the jumpin' machine with the rest of the kids, it didn't stop him from clownin' fools, "Man, I could jump circles around you fools if it wasn't for my lack of walking...and I guess jumpin' skills!"

Benicio taking time out to pose with one of the many honey's.