Eating Habits of the 14 Month Old

When I started this whole father-thing I thought to myself, "Self, you're a pretty cool guy...You get stuff done. You've held a job for over 4 years...This parenting thing will be a snap." Fast forward to 14 months later and I'm ready to send this guy off to Military School before he turns 2. He's a wild-man and if you don't believe me please pay close attention to Exhibits A, B, C & D below:

Notice the absolute disregard for his surroundings. It's like the pasta is more of a toy than something we give him for nourishment. Notice the look in his eye, almost taunting the photographer as if to say, "Yeah, I play with food...What of it?"


Exhibit B is indicative of the type of Hooliganism displayed by the young boy. Notice how he taunts on-lookers with his Gang Signs (I didn't even know he had any affilitation with Lomas, I really thought those kids were just playing but apparently they were jumping him into the gang... in hindsight, I should have nipped that in the bud).


Exhibit C is showing his magical powers that BeniciosMommy has been telling me about for some time now. She says if you stare into the fingers long enough you will turn to stone. I'm even wondering if I should be posting this picture...just promise me BD readers, don't stare too long at this picture.


This is where he gets you...You've fallen into his trap and then he flashes that magical smile and you are done. You cannot resist the magical smile. It's almost like his powers lie behind those huge lips of his. He's like Samson, only this Kings power lie in his lips...and maybe in those huge eyes of his...